Spending money at Powell’s is a little too easy.

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OK. Back to work.

410 calories in one Hershey’s Milk Chocolate with Almonds KING SIZE bar? Don’t mind if I do.

This morning I had three cups of coffee in straight succession and they didn’t seem to faze me at all except that I had to pee three times. I’m a little worried that I’m upping my tolerance to coffee.

Hopefully it was just weak coffee.

Good Lord!

If you notice you’re hungry for lunch, you’re probably not working hard enough. And you might need more coffee.