Several folks seem to be on the Sucks-Goat-Ass Bandwagon:

• Kasia Trapszo with a nice comments thread going.
• Jermy Zawodny, indirectly through the above; also with comments. There’s a good reply that I/O isn’t so bad.
• Russell Beattie, as cited by Senior Doozer

Goat Ass Sucking JSR pending…