Comments on: Bra Buster Prevention http://drunkandretired.com/2005/10/24/bra-buster-prevention/ Est. 2000 Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:59:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Kim http://drunkandretired.com/2005/10/24/bra-buster-prevention/#comment-1996 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.drunkandretired.com/wordpress/2005/10/24/bra-buster-prevention/#comment-1996 Men of the world have been using that they screw up their partners clothes while trying to wash them as an excuse to not have to do the laundry. After so many shrinkages and bleach disasters, the other partner, who is undoubtedly hard-wired to be smarter and a more capable learner, will take over doing the laundry all themselves, thus saving their clothes from future ruinings. Then men get to throw up their hands and say, “Well, if you insist!!” while they turn around with a smile of victory on their lips, and return to the TV. (See, this isn’t an indirect reference towards you because you don’t ever watch TV – and when have I ever been indirect? heehee).

So, Michael, heed my warning. If you create a program that will take away the main excuse that men use so that they don’t have to do laundry – because they just aren’t capable of paying attention to what they are putting in the washing machine and dryer – then we will have an angry mob of men outside our house, and you will have put us more at risk than I ever do in my controversial positions.

I’m all for it, though. You’re a genius and a great mind can’t be stopped. We’ll weather the storm together, baby – and then we’ll do some smart laundry!!

]]> By: Michael Sr. http://drunkandretired.com/2005/10/24/bra-buster-prevention/#comment-1995 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.drunkandretired.com/wordpress/2005/10/24/bra-buster-prevention/#comment-1995 Ah! The finner points of being a “good” husband. Over the years I’ve screwed up enough of Sue’s “Nice” stuff that she holds it back and won’t let me wash it.
What a shame!!!!

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