I have two personal maxims that generally apply to all situations in my life:
- Life’s too short to live by them rules.
- What the fuck else am I doing with my time?
The first is especially useful when you’re fucking around with some stupid technology or instructions that want you to do something tedious – or futzing around too much trying to perfect something, like organizing my photos or music collection. The second generally applies when you’re freaking out about big life changes, like mortgages and kids.
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My personal philosophy can be boiled down to never pass up a chance to eat, sleep or piss.
Sounds like life in the back of duce and half truck, or whatever the hell they call it.