This week – download here – Charles and I start by talking about coding by contract. Then we move to the use of a persistent session with SMS systems like BrightKite (check out my BrightKite profile here) and how that might be, you know, something cool. Finally, we talk about what’s up with Windows and if Microsoft could pull an OS X with it, that is, start from scratch, more of less.
Category Archives: Programming
Episode 124 – JavaOne 2008
In this episode, I Coté calls in from JavaOne. We talk about the news of the show and, of course, some other stuff, like poop.
DrunkAndRetired.com Podcast Episode #121 – Co-working and ESBs
In this episode, we start out talking about Coté’s desire to get an office or desk somewhere – maybe the co-working people in town will be something, maybe some ones else! Then we talk about ESBs – as Coté is going to MuleCon next week – and GameOn League’s own home-brew bus.
Episode 117 – Java MultiMethod
This week’s episode, we bring you the exciting conclusion to last week’s cliff-hanger. The gem library is Java MultiMethod. Charles tells us all about it, and Coté, as if not listening to Charles, struggles to understand the why of it, but then gets it after just one repetition.
We leave you with yet another cliff-hanger.
Episode 116 – The Command Pattern Gets Interrupted by Internet Fragility
In this episode, a flu-stricken Coté mostly nods along to Charles comments about using the command pattern across the command line, web pages, and testing.
Sadly, Charles ‘net connection gave out mid-explanation, so we’ll have to leave you with a “to be continued” for next week.
Episode 114 – jQuery and Debit Card Fraud and The Last Firewall of Financial Security
After a Christmas break hiatus, we’re back with a quick episode on jQuery and then tales of Charles getting his debit card account hacked.
I start asking Charles if jQuery is a, sort of, JDOM like way of manipulating web pages. Charles then explains the declarative (to me, XPath-like) syntax of jQuery’s selectors. Once you select the “bag of nodes” from your web page with jQuery, you can then execute code over each of those nodes. Sort of like the inverse of using a foreach loop over a collection of items. Instead, as Charles explains, there’s this big old jQuery JavaScript object that you graft new JavaScript methods (or “extensions”) onto.
As we joke about, this way of coding is sure to drive OO-purists crazy. Also, we clarify the origins of the Subzero/Sub-zero character from The Running Man to Mortal Combat.
Charles then tells us about his recent Christmas vacation and the bummer of having someone hijack his debit card. Thankfully, Silva and he have gotten new credit cards now to stave off the annoyance of getting your checking account directly hacked.
Sounds like fun, huh?
[DrunkAndRetired.com Podcast] Episode 110 – I got a retarded Leopard
In this episode we talk about a whole passel of things, most interesting of which are:
- Game On! Leagues /// November Madness Halo 3 Tournament – $600 in prizes – Charles’ site is running a tournament where you could win, bra’!
- Coté’s week with Leopard
- Peeing on floors to get out of leases in the Fringeware age
- Coté’s new EVDO card
- The “unfun” job of marketing software
Finally, go check out DFoF!
(This episode edited by Coté.)
[DrunkAndRetired.com Podcast] Episode 109 – I'm gonna get bombed. Watch out for the shrapnel.
In this episode, Charles and I talk about daiquiris and cigars in Munich; Miller High Life & Mickey’s when it comes to Charles’ decreased beer snobbery and my grandfather; giving away software to sell it; Charles take on Green IT: “turning out the light when you take a shit…wait…after you take shit”; and finally the recent WordPress acquisition, Gravatar.
(This episode edited by Coté.)
Oh, and happy halloween!:
[DrunkAndRetired.com Podcast] Episode 108 – Nestmates, Erlang, & Social Diseases
In this episode, Charles and I spend some time talking about Erlang, specifically, what the hell is up with it being such a buzz-language now.
In addition to that, we talk about some non-code stuff which I’ve forgotten.
(This episode edited by Charles.)
[DrunkAndRetired.com Podcast] Episode 107 – Halo Helmut, Resident Evil: Extension, OSGi and Eclipse Equinox
In this episode, Charles narrates opening his Halo hemlut pack, we hear about OSGi and Eclipse Equinox, and then get an update on GameOnLeagues.com.







